Thrift Store Rug
Paging Doctor Paging
Chapter One
Someone's Agenda
Gumption
Trash in the Alleys
Unrequited Mutual Respect
The Fear of Failure
The Feeling of Falling
Anything That Isn't Food
Disasterisk
Funny, Cute Trauma
Dippers and Dotters
Papa Acropolis
Bellbottom Big Band *(stollen from Wilbur, ACNH)
Mythologizing
Generic Brand
We Could Have Had $something
Word Salad, Word Side Dish, Word Entree
If Jesus Was Real, He Shat
Here for Now
Herefore Now
The Wrath of Cannes
Larry King Larry King
Midnight Snacc
Cheap Boa *(Team picture is us laboring in a sweat shop making the boas)
Vaguely, Toxins *(or: Vaguely, "Toxins")
Malicious Appliance
Sounds that Mean Things
Sordid Back Premesis
And This Fucking Weather
Catharsis in Media
Pseudo Realism
Naked Primates
Proving Humility/Dreams of Humility/Fabulous Humility *(inspired by Malachi Constant's inner monologue at the beginning of Vonnegut's 'The Sirens of Titan')
Paranautical
Many Things / Anything
Richer Picture
Shit-Talking Mushrooms
Lugubrious *(all goths)
Manufactured Misanthropy
Everyone Smiles and Frowns
Garbage Barge Economics
Tarnished Phenomenon
Untitled - Notepad
Fruit and Nut Scarcity
Bones Fall Apart
Rainstorm Sunburn
A Diet of Fruit and Nuts
Anger Without Violence
Tiny Wildlife
IN/OUT/THRU *(modular synth provides a live soundtrack)
Inherent Righteousness
Mucus Producers
The Existential Dread of Pat Sajak
Façade of Civility OR Civil Façade
Words Lose Meaning
Forever and Ever Endeavor
Morning Side-Eye
Killed Offscreen
RIP My Dignity
Larry King Larry King *(intro gimmick: collect a huge library of Larry King saying his own name, then put 2 random ones together each performance)
Substantial Ambulation
Bold Impersonator
Into the World as Strangers *(Hannah Arendt, "The Human Condition" U Chicago 2e p. 9)
Databeam Farsite *(a dead trademark for a WebEx type of service)
Neva Boyd Taught Viola Spolin
Apollo Guidance Computer
VERB 99 NOUN 62 *("are you sure you want to land on the moon?")
Palpably Earnest
Probably Earnest
Anxiety Daydream
Evidence of Airflow
Beware Urgency
Frequency of Emotion OR Emotion hZ
The Collapse of Dentistry
More True Than Real
Fecal Fealty
Musical Chairs *(opening gimmick: slide chairs along the stage so they squeak)
Nostalgia Begets Propaganda
to Home to Whom
Linguistic Mutiny
Presentable for the Parents
Dispassionate Hat
Comfortable Shadows *(Pratchett's 'Sourcery', p.67)
Automated Curation
Kitchen Stove *(The modern advertising phrase "everything and the kitchen sink" as derived from the pop cliché "everything but the kitchen sink" which itself replaced "...stove")
Obnoxious Hobnobbing Slobs
Sloppy Hobnob
Rigid Bridge
Onerous Annulus *(the One Ring)
Young Charles Babbage
Internet Utopiism OR Internet Utopiists
Optimism of Bad Vision *(mishearing of TMBG's Brontosaurus. They say "and", but I like "of" better here)
Intoxicated Dreaming
Earthen Stone, Fleshen Bone
New Upholstery *(team of trans folk)
Sibilant Symbolism
Iterator Operator
Young Oak
Pour the Basin Full
Prolonged Foundering
The Mike & Ian Civilization *(play on Mycenaean. Maybe "Myke & Æan"?)
here with love for Mildred Close
The Curse of Kinyu Halpwidis
Hard to Find Words
Gary Gygax was a Hack
The Oli Kedokie Artichoke Farm
Competitive Interlocution
Authenticity for Hire
The Gender Ternary
onIMPULSEonPURPOSE
Passive Action
Helping by Cheering
Working-Class Artistry (OR Artists)
Polaroid Opium
Subtler Methods
Getting-What-You-Want Glee
Hurtling Whirlybird
Whirligig Jig
Backseat Pedals
Every Good Dog Does Tricks
Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Mom
Bleak Oubliette
THEATRE NAME: The Fruitless Playhouse *(as we will not see the fruits of our labor within our lifetimes. We work for the gentle building of the systems which support Good Things)
Bustling Hustlers
(cha)GRIN!
Dispassionate Sincerity
Neva Collected; Viola Adapted
Funhouse Rockwall *(as funhouse mirrors distort vision, a funhouse rockwall distorts progress)
Fanatical Sobriety
Tart Garbage
The Cocky Bastard and Other Tower-Knockers (as XVI The Tower)
Compression-thru-Comprehension
Lilith Never Left *(PS-D by D.Fortune, p.144)
Jort Portly
Tactile Realism
The Astronomy Underground *(CuriosityStream's "Secrets of the Universe: Hunting for Earth's Twin" @ 11m45s)
Hot Jupiter *(as above @ 25m35s)
Audience is Singular
An Imperceptible Change of Consciousness
Parasocialism
Christian Mythology
Crushing Optimism
The Primacy of Mind *(https://media.blubrry.com/psychedelic_salon/archive.org/download/589TMcKennaChaosAtHistorysEndPt01/589-TMcKenna-ChaosAtHistorysEndPt01.mp3
@ 45m)
Eerie Nearness *(https://media.blubrry.com/psychedelic_salon/archive.org/download/592TMcKennaChaosAtHistorysEndPt4/592-TMcKenna-ChaosAtHistorysEndPt4.mp3
@ 15m)
Eccentric Individualism
Astral Prosthesis or: The New Age of the Mind *(title for a revue)
The Undelivered Overpromise
Abstract Infinities OR Ill-Defined Infinities OR Infinity's Abstraction OR Most of the Time "Infinity" Means We Can't Count That High OR MYRIADas10000asINFINITY
Ecliptical Reasoning *(The Eclipses the historical key to understanding)
Vinnegar Spritzer
The Dam is Broken; the Future is Strange
Artful Apathy
Coracle Oracle
Deliberately Ambiguous
Crowley's Ulterior Motives
A Word That Means Us
Temporal Resonance
Working for Show
Sexual Provocateurs
Provocation Libation
Liberation After Provocation
Sexy Libel Suit
Commedia del'Arte is a Warning
Scabies Not Rabies
Empathy Tic *(i.e. an empathetic person saying "sorry" compulsively)
Gustatory Adventure
The Ruthless Physics of Ski-Ball
Compression Jorts
Blow It Out the Window
Luther's Catechism's Cataclysm
Motion in the Notion
Collecting Qualia OR Collections of Qualia
Nwne Sesw
Jerk Gherkin
Snow Not Winter
Stage Right House Left
Jack Tracks Track Jackets
Commuted Duties
Deep-Sea Chainmail
Playful Curiosity
The Wizard of Oz is My Favorite Isekai
Amicable Animosity
Net Positive OR Net Positive Game *(vs 0-sum)
Cake Mix and Powdered Eggs
Manic Self-Importance
Remembering How to Play
The King is Dead; Long Live the Queen!
Indistinct Familiarity
Here's My Collection of Disappointments
Internal Scabbing
Sight Not Eyes
Learning Fractions
Insecure Projection
The Drive to Normalcy
Quasipentultimate
Nascent Vacancy
You're Asking Too Much
Floral Reek *(Gilmore Girls, s5e20 @ 26:26)
Asswipe Handshake
Ancient Memes
Social Faux Pas
Exstasis
Mighta Been Mildly Bitchy
In My Head I'm Suave & Savvy
Decent Frequency OR Frequently Decent
Uptight and Overwhelmed
Selfsame Situation
Desperate Respite
Folk Lore, Folklorist
Correct Assessment
Delivered to the Public
Anaerobics
Motion Minus Object
My Ideal Self; My Imaginary Friend
Degenerate Math
Sweep Behind the Trash Can
Hip Gnosis
Conscious Pilot
Pilate Lite
Stuck Dust
Roman Barbarians
Christian Swears
Tortuted Brakepads
Papaopoly
Habit Establishment
Discard Art *(making art from things which would be otherwise rejected)
Worrier Warrior
Address Your Questions
Leftover Sushi
Gafftape Handgun
a Fixed Point in Time
Innocence is Not a Virtue OR Virtue Zoo *(innocence is for the viewer, not the innocent)
Vaguest Nerve
Outrospection OR Exospection
Nagging Flagon
Brandy Casket
Bragging Rites
Humanity Mundanity
That's Not Good
Chillable Hours
Mind Made Manifest
Wandering Mind
Wondering Why
Second-Hand Nature
Newfangled Heresy
Sparrow, Robin, Starling
Spaghetto Datum *(picture: a single piece of pasta stuck to a wall)
Productive Dissociation
Neopostpostmodernism
Tactile Apparition
Eccentric Circles
A Wandering Mind Wonders Why
Establishment Habit
Ego Birth
Waging Creation
Words Gone Rancid
Graceful Failure
Born Too Late to New Wave Dance
Unreleased Reruns
Relentlessly Accomodating
Institutional Amnesia
Turbulent Surface
Waxwing
Saturndaddy
Ancient Brain
Narrative Morality
B U 2 C U
Dread Flourescence
Tolstoy's Toy Story
Overt Simplism
Wet Flesh
Ponderous Quandry
Effluvial Storm
Dr. No's Jam Band
Gingham Giggle
Mad Plastic
The Synaptic Gospels *(preaching the good news of neuroplasticity)
Pro-histimine
Build a Better Instinct
Mockturtle
Used Loofah
Offal Waffle
Captain Kickingeveryonesnuts
Sharing Air
Hyperthesis
Sewer Fluid
Devouring House
Out of Phase
Custom Ceramics